Sharda University: Akhilesh Yadav to go to the University for a Certificate course in Management

Published On 12/10/2016

In a first of its kind initiative, the Samajwadi Party today announced that Akhilesh Yadav will be going to Sharda University in Greater Noida for a one month certificate course in Management. “After appointing world renowned Harvard professor Steve Jarding as our advisor for upcoming UP elections, Akhilesh ji realized that Steve’s management gyaan was going over his head. So, in order to come on the same page as Steve, Akhilesh ji has decided to do the certificate course.” told Amar Singh.

Akhilesh Yadav is all smiles before leaving for Sharda University When FN reporter PagalPatrakar told Amar Singh that more than Akhilesh, it is Mulayam who needs some education, he got angry. “How dare you question Netaji’s gyaan? Netaji’s statement “Boys will be Boys” was copied and then edited as “Men will be Men” by a leading liquor brand. Netaji was the only one who used his experience and calculations to declare that a gang rape by 4 is not practically possible. He is a true visionary,” fumed an angry Amar Singh.

There were reports that Azam Khan has been given the task of completing the assignments given to Akhilesh everyday at college.

It is said that after Azam’s public comment that he has all the education and skills to become the Prime Minister of India, Netaji thought him to be perfect to do Akhilesh’s daily homework.

When our reporter asked the UP Chief Minister on why he chose Sharda University, he proudly replied, ” When the world is here at Greater Noida, why should I go to Harvard. Few Foreigners also keep roaming in the campus to give a feel that you are in U.S. What more you want? I have already made friends like Chaman Gujjar and Babban Bhati in the college. It will be fun.”

The CM also accepted getting his homework done from Azam Khan. “Arre baba.. I dont have time. After coming from college, I have to make a count of number of people from my camp who have been fired by Netaji and Shivpal Uncle. Then I also have to fire the same number of people from their side,”  told Akhilesh

Meanwhile, fresh reports have been coming in Steve Jarding is reconsidering his decision of being a part of the Samajwadi Party, after he got to know he will have to hang out with Amar Singh at Taj Mahal like Orlando Bloom




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